Sing, Goddess, of the rage of Πηληιάδεω AmphetamineKiss and the pains heaped thousandfold upon Deviant Art.*

My username ("handle," in the base parlance of the Internet) is AmphetamineKiss. Please don't shorten this to AK, ever, I'm not a gangster. I will respond to aK, though. (Most people read "Ak" as "Arkansas" or "hack, cough, vomit, *die*," so don't use that.)

In the crude, vulgar sound-units of your disgusting language, I am what would be called a "writer," "author," "poet" or "vile blasphemer exiled from the presence of God." Well, sort of. I'm actually a college student double-majoring in religion and mathematics. (When I grow up, I might be a mathematician. Or I might start a cult. Either way, expect me to be a little nuts.) I also like writing, which is why I came to Deviant Art.

To recap, I am:
AmphetamineKiss
aK
a math major
a religion major
a wannabe writer
reviled by God

As my name implies, I take no issue with recreational drug use. However, I will cheerfully hate you forever if you ask me something stupid (including, "Where can I score pot?" and "Hey, drugs, yeah dude"). However, if you have a real question (like "Is (substance) addictive?" or "My friend says that (urban legend), is that true?"), I will gladly give you a real answer (with MLA citations and references!).

Personal Info

Time of birth: Midnight, the darkest night of the year
Date of 27th birthday: Mayan apocalypse (technically, the end of the Long Count calendar)
Social Security Number: 6xx-x6-xxx6
Favorite animals: Lions, Calves, Man-faced things, Eagles
Horse: Pale

*I don't actually speak any Greek.